COOTIES!!! EEEWWW!!!
Most Kids Know About Cooties.
GIRLS HAVE COOTIES!
BOYS HAVE COOTIES (and they are stoopid!)
You can GET COOTIES by TOUCHING a Boy or Girl Who Has Them
COOTIES are INVISIBLE
Cooties are GROSS!!!
Kids will RUN SCREAMING to avoid getting Cooties.
Crossing Your Fingers can keep you from getting Cooties.
Crossing Your Fingers Double is Absolute Protection.
If you "give" someone Cooties by "tagging them", if you shout "Cooties Cooties NO TAG BACK!" then they cannot transmit them back to you. They must find a new victim.
You can Get Rid Of The Cooties by touching another person and yelling COOTIES!
People can leave their "Cooties" all over things.
That is why people will say "your Cooties are all over this whatever"
Also, people will avoid areas or people saying "they have Cooties"
When Kids grow up, they transfer their beliefs about Cooties to Germs, Parasites, Fungus, Virus and other unseen icky things.
A "Girl" who is ESPECIALLY rampant with Cooties is a "COOTIE QUEEN"
There is an informative web site made by a Lady who cans food.
She is an artist and has used her art to show Cooties that can make you sick.
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| Canning Cootie Web Site, Click Link Above, This is her Artwork! |
Copyright 2011 VROUK
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